Quotes from the Movie Be Kind Rewind

I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of Robocop.

Jerry

I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.

Jerry

I'm not saying your uncle is illerate, maybe he just needs to go to nightschool.

Jerry

I was going to make you into the next Marylin Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!

Jerry

Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!

Jerry

[holding the Ghost Busters tape] I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be everyone else.

Mike

[sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street..

Jerry

[singing] ... and you see a little ghost...

Jerry

[singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -

Jerry

What? What is that?

Mike

That's the Ghostbusters theme song.

Jerry

I'm pretty sure it is.

Jerry

Are you in love with me?

Alma

Well, how do I know that?

Mike

You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.

Alma